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How to Stay Rich (by @local_dmnd) #w2tm

‘sup. this is a fantastic answer to the question, “What is the biggest surprise about getting rich?” from the website Quora.com.

Some points on making “money”, and possibly not losing it.

1) You will lose all your friends, on the way up, and if you don’t stay there, on the way down.

2) If you feel like “risking it all” on a new venture with your own money, don’t. Risk taking is a pre-requisite for success. Once you got the cash, if you want risky, go sailing/ocean racing, jump off a mountain top with two sticks attached to your feet, buy a glider, or buy a race car and go to the track, that is do anything that takes care of the fix. Risk taking is an emotional condition. If you repress your emotions you pervert them. Find a “sane” outlet. Not good: gambling, fast women, fast cars on public roads; throwing alcohol into the mix makes for a great Molotov Cocktail. If you like open air fire making go camping in bear territory. Possibly in Alaska, if the bears don’t get you, the skeeters sure as brimstone will…

3) In order to make a million you got to earn three… two you burn getting there, and that leaves you with “one”. Then you calculate your effective tax rate at 62% because you took the “profit” instead of listening to your tax accountant. That leaves you with 380K. Then you run to the bank, and they offer you 2.8% on a 2 Year CD. That’s a whopping $10,640.00 in your pocket, every year.

4) 10,000,000.00 with the aforementioned certificate of deposit: $280,000 annual income. Ya aint that rich buddy….

5) You buy a million dollar home. Now you are paying 2.25% effective tax rate on that asset (net of the ‘assessed value’), which is 22,500.00. In order to pay that you have to have a million in the bank, just to cover it: 1m x 0.028 = 28,000. Now the math nerds among you will say “I got $5500 disposable out of my $2m “tie up”. Yeah and how about property insurance? And do you really expect your “significant other” to clean the toilets? All assets are liabilities unless properly disposed of. And I almost forgot, you have to pay taxes on that 28K but I am assuming you hired a tax accountant by now.

6) So from the original 10m you got 8m “disposable”. You invest in a Bank CD (because you have decided to pervert your risk taking gene) at 2.8% which gives you $224,000. Barry says your a 1 per center, and Nancy agrees. You pay 62% effective tax rate, and your net disposable income is exactly $85,120.00

7) For you to take home eighty grand, you really need to earn one sixty. Your one sixty job is really worth ten million, because you take the interest deduction on your mortgage, and you offset your property taxes.

8) So next time somebody asks you how much you spent on your sailboat you can answer: It was worth a quarter million brand new, but I bought it at half that used from a guy entangled in a divorce proceeding because he got caught in the act of banging the nanny like a screen door in a hurricane and he had to pay his lawyer, and his wife’s lawyer, and the bills were starting to stack up. “Ya know, what I really wanted was a Maserati. And then I thought to myself, same amount of cash, buy a sailboat, it keeps its value better…”

9) Lead the exact same life you led before. Don’t tell ANYBODY, what you really got in the bank. The great unwashed masses will think you got money to burn, the wealthy will simply say “he did okay, smart guy,  all around good people…”

10) Buy a nice house, because its good to own the toilet seat you sit on every morning. Buy a nice toy, because you only live once. Buy organic food even though it cost 2X, because you only got one set of teeth and they got to last into retirement. Marry “good people” because you need to believe that good things happen to good people. Be humble. Work hard. If your not working, read, because that is how humans download new ideas. Be generous with your TIME with those on the way up, and always bill REAL MONEY to those already there because time is money, and what the wealthy know better than most, is that working hard gets you nowhere, but taking responsibility for the results does.

I asked my lawn guy last month why he kept mowing the lawn considering it was half dead. He answered “because you pay me to mow it”. I asked him why my lawn was half dead. He answered “because you have a fungal infection”. I asked him why he thought I would know that. He answered “well obviously you don’t or you would have bought a ten dollar bottle of anti fungal treatment”. Hummmm, and I asked him, “WHY didn’t you charge me fifty bucks to spray that ten dollar bottle of anti fungal agent…?!”

Blank stares all around.
Hard working dude.

Don’t be a dude.

News: So called Rapper Young QC Kills His Own Mother To Collect On Life Insurance Money #WTF #W2TM via @TeamMoet

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This has got too be the most ignorant shit I have heard in a long time. This kid Qawmane Wilson stages his own mothers death to come up on life insurance money so he could buy expensive items an front or as he would call it stunt an launch a rap career an throw money away etc. The good news here is he has been arrested an charged for this an his life is now over as it should be. Rip to his mother & blessings to his family. This kid was just spoiled an greedy because his mom gave him everything he could ask for but that wasn’t enough he needed to be cool an get some Instagram likes. Below is two videos giving you some more information in this along with a pic of this idiot.

Here is Some of the videos he posted he is stunting but at the expense if his moms life what a scumbag smh

#Blog: 10 Important Rules For Partying With The Fairer Skin By @SleepTillNoon Via @TeamMoet #W2TM

HAPPY NEW YEAR BREHS. hope you’ve all enjoyed your winter break as much as i have SMH. during my break i found myself in some pretty dope situations with the usual people in my circle, as well as with those outside of it, particularly white women. (also some crazy shit involving some female coworkers but that’s for another day when i’m not hungover) now in those situations i still had my fun but i was very observant too, and by doing so i comprised this list to help you & your own end your nights out like this guy…black-guy-with-white-girls

lets get it!

1. Random High 5s and Hugs

i’ve been known this but it’s still important, white people are extremely touchy, so a hug from a stranger or high 5 is not uncommon AND can go a long way depending on your timing. Hugging it out(for women) or dapping them up(for men) will solidify your acceptance in their circle for however long their drunk short-term memory lasts.

2. Don’t Wear Urban Apparel

nothing screams I don’t belong here louder than ##BEENTRILL## or some Truuuuuuu Religion jeans with a designer belt buckle strategically exposed sagging off your ass. white women are trying to have a good time not watch/critique a fashion show.

3. Buy A Round/Bring a Bottle or Case

jesus would have caught a  disciple’s fade if they tried to repay him for the wine he created from water. buy them a round, handle, case, or whatever anyway, chances are it will come back 10 fold by nights end if you keep your eyes open.

4. No ‘Turn Up’ Experimental Drinks 

only light beers, seasonal ale, or straight shots of simple liquor should be consumed in the presence of your fair skin brethren.

5. Don’t be Cheap

black people always get stereotyped for not tipping and i can’t lie i’ve fallen victim to it before, don’t be that guy! if you can’t afford to tip you shouldn’t be out especially with clear people. nothing make them talk about how they’re not gonna invite you next time under their breath faster than seeing you short a hard working American …And you know what? It would be completely justified!

6. Kissing 

drunk white women are some of the lustiest mammals on the planet and nothing expresses their lust like a good make out session in the middle of the dance floor. you gotta be willing to tongue wrestle ON SIGHT if you want to be accepted, not a bad deal IMO.

7. Dancing

nothing brings more joy to some white caucus than seeing an urban bust moves in their dance circle. if it’s your first flight with these people you gotta put your pride aside and get jiggy with it while all eyes are on you, the result will be endless rounds and box offerings from now soaked random onlookers.

8. #NoCuffing

drunk white people’s emotions are like roller coasters so just cuz they kissed you don’t mean they like you. minutes after swapping spit they are liable to be kissing someone else, don’t take it personal that’s just the motion.

9. No Fighting

the moment you decide to get fucked up with white people you sign up to get your shoes stepped on(leave ya Jordans in they box), drinks spilled on your clothes and cheated on by complete strangers minutes after swapping spit. DON’T FIGHT!

10. Have Fun

simply put ENJOY YOURSELF. white women can detect a buzz kill from a mile away and will exile you from their Promised Land like Scar in Lion King if you fucking up their Feng Shui.

so there it is, follow these 10 rules & you too can end up with someone like her to call your own for the night…640x960

 

Blog: Your Word Is All You Got (Rappers Past Tweets Bite Them Back) #HipHip #Twitter #W2TM

Last night & early this morning was a great day for Twitter users to get a few laughs & learn more about how fake most these industry artists really are. Apparently that old Slogan from “Scarface” about my word & my balls is all i got & i don’t break them for nobody doesn’t apply to today’s rappers. It all started late last night when a twitter user by the name of @SargeWP sent twitter in a frenzy by RTing rappers old tweets before they got put on an it made a lot of their new-found alliances look bad. It seems like nobody in the industry likes Wale from what we learned, and most of Rick Ross’s MMG crew weren’t big fans of his music before he put them on. I don’t know how @sargeWP was able to get these tweets but his following has skyrocketed since last night and rappers have been running an hiding copping pleas. 50 said it best “These Industry Niggas Ain’t Friends They Just Know How 2 Pretend”.  The Only artist to stand by his words was Tyler The Creator, an that is what real men do you said it own up too it admit your wrong instead of running for cover saying people are lame for bringing up the past, if there lame what does that make y’all rappers? . I can’t respect these cats that are deleting tweets & saying that was 2 years ago that’s pretty recent smh y’all were still adults an chasing rap money just admit that you were a hater as well. The same artists calling haters wack are the same ones that were hating on there come up. I personally think this is good for rap because all these artists responses to these tweets will allow us to truly see their REAL characters, and it shows these new generation fans that rap is just entertainment don’t believe or buy into what these cats telling you to do because they ain’t even doing it. Meek was Cass #1 Team Cassidy supporter on twitter then got signed an started talking shit on Philly rappers an saying Cass hating, look at the whole picture. If im Rick Ross i’m dropping Rockie Fresh he was a MAJOR Ross hater as recent as two years ago & he didn’t even remove the tweets prior too signing a contract the audacity of that guy smh. How do you know he still don’t still feel that way, you don’t want people like that in your camp. French was 50 homie before he blew up 50 even looked out had DJ Whoo Kid host Coke Wave which helped him get a little more exposure a couple years later French Taking jabs calling him a donkey. Another funny one is Travis Scott who is this guy??? to say TI sucks, and if he felt that way why sign with him? These artists are only loyal to the money keep ya circle small or don’t have one at all is the best move. I made a few pic Collages below so y’all can see some of these tweets, i made it BIG so everyone can read clearly. In closing rappers just own up too your words  move  on because twitter will always find more incriminating shit to fuck y’all careers up.

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